How Mark Zuckerberg Totally Fucks Up Everything He Touches
By John
Herrman
Lost. Photo: Meta
A few years on, Silicon Valley’s brief obsession with the
metaverse has assumed the quality of a bad dream, half-remembered.
Legless avatars beckoned us into barren
digital landscapes to … stand around and talk about NFTs?
Parcels of “property” sold for millions of dollars? It was a …
virtual world? No? A mixed-reality game? No? A new frontier? An
escape from meatspace? A layer on top of it? Companies raised and
spent billions of dollars on the metaverse without ever quite getting
their stories straight about what it was supposed to be or do —
they didn’t just lack a good pitch beyond “getting in early,”
they lacked a coherent concept to pitch in the
first place.
The metaverse was a term in search of a trend; a trope in search
of instantiation; a failed act of summoning by leaders who really
thought they could control the weather. In an obituary published
on Insider, Ed Zitron suggests the ultimate cause of death was
the arrival of yet another next big thing:
The Metaverse fell seriously ill as the economy slowed
and the hype around generative AI grew. Microsoft shuttered its
virtual-workspace platform AltSpaceVR in January 2023, laid off the
100 members of its “industrial metaverse team,” and made a series
of cuts to its HoloLens team. Disney shuttered its Metaverse division
in March, and Walmart followed suit by ending its Roblox-based
Metaverse projects. The billions of dollars invested and the
breathless hype around a half-baked concept led to thousands — if
not tens of thousands — of people losing their jobs.
But the Metaverse was officially pulled off life support
when it became clear that Zuckerberg and the company that launched
the craze had moved on to greener financial pastures. Zuckerberg
declared in a March update that Meta’s “single largest investment
is advancing AI and building it into every one of our products.”
He lays a great deal of responsibility for the hype at the feet
— or in the space below the floating torso — of one
man. “Zuckerberg misled everyone, burned tens of billions of
dollars, convinced an industry of followers to submit to his quixotic
obsession, and then killed it the second that another idea started to
interest Wall Street,” he writes. Which is fair: Changing
Facebook’s name to Meta was a bold attempt not just to rebrand a
company but to set an industry agenda, and while it ultimately
failed, it sort of worked for a while.
Zuckerberg
smirks as he's told 'perhaps you believe you are above the law?'
One question worth dwelling on, however, is why it
worked at all — and why people like Zuckerberg were so zealously
committed to it, despite the massive costs. Low interest rates
couldn’t have hurt. Crypto-adjacency had something to do with it. A
sense of impending stagnation among tech giants surely provided some
anxious fuel. Maybe they just read Snow Crash in
high school and thought: What if that, but not cool?
Empty offices and newly empowered employees
drove some tech executives out of their minds, and the
Metaverse promised a solution, or at least functioned as a response.
It represented an intoxicating fantasy, just not one that most of us
would recognize — or, if we did, one that we might recognize as
sort of a nightmare.
Executive fantasies — and executive autonomy in general —
get short shrift in most popular theories about How Things Work, I
think, especially in the tech industry, where superstar founders and
CEOs are given considerable deference and leeway. They live weird
lives, develop idiosyncratic views of the world, and have unusual
amounts of power. It’s fair to assume that the leadership at a big
tech firm is interested in maximizing efficiency and profit, for
themselves or for shareholders. It’s the job description and often
explains a lot, but not everything — sometimes it legitimizes what
can seem like much more instinctual and personal decisions made under
the auspices of the cold logic of capitalism. It certainly falls
short in the case of Elon Musk’s Twitter, for example, where
executive whims are the only thing with any remaining explanatory
power.
Consider what crypto looked like from the very top: not just a
potentially promising area for investment, a modest but meaningful
grassroots phenomenon among users, or an engine for wealth, but also
the crude fantasy of total regulatory freedom, a path to a stateless,
tech-centric world. AI, too, represents, among other things, a
profound tech-exec fantasy: an endless supply of cheap and obedient
labor and a chance to take ownership of the means, of, well,
everything. The metaverse was for Facebook/Meta, as Zitron suggests,
a “means to an increased share price,” but it also resembled an
executive crusade — it was the awkward Zuck in those metaverse
announcement videos, more animated than he’s ever been — and it’s
not that hard to imagine why.
The metaverse was another supreme executive fantasy. Most broadly,
it offered the prospect of a new frontier, the likes of which
Zuckerberg hasn’t seen since, well, his conquest of the last one.
More immediately, it was a way to make remote work more like
in-office work for everyone, but especially
for bosses, who understood it as a way to regain control and
authority over their newly WFHing employees. It was a theoretical
solution to the suddenly pressing problem of expensive and empty real
estate — replacing a finite resource with an infinite one.
(Meta has long talked about being a remote-work-friendly company but
pays for millions of square feet of office space around the world.)
From one executive to an audience of other executives, the metaverse
— at least Zuck’s take on it — offered a vision of the
future in which everything was different but also pretty much the
same: a disruptive technology that maintained the basic order of
things, and where you once again knew what your employees were up to,
even if they were just avatars.
Mark Zuckerberg
did everything in his power to avoid Facebook becoming the next
MySpace - but forgot one crucial detail..... No one likes a lying
asshole (archive.fo)
A rational CEO thinking about his shareholders certainly could
have made any number of bad or misguided choices in Mark Zuckerberg’s
position, especially under the strange circumstances of a pandemic;
still, it’s hard to explain Meta without an
unusually empowered CEO becoming intensely committed to a fantasy
that, then and now, didn’t resonate much with anyone but him, and
maybe an audience of similarly disoriented corporate leaders.
What was unusual about the metaverse from the outside, circa 2021,
was how little it offered to anyone but executives,
who alternated between hyping it as imminent, far-off, or as already
existing in games like Roblox, which was news to
the millions of people playing them. It felt uncanny and hollow, and
when people stopped talking about it so much, nobody who wasn’t
directly invested seemed to care. It’s true that Silicon Valley has
shifted its attention to AI, but what really killed the metaverse was
workers returning to the office. In 2022, outside of tech, major
firms that had shifted to remote work started demanding employees
come back. In the tech industry, which has traditionally been fairly
amenable to remote work, a season of brutal layoffs was accompanied
by more stringent return-to-office plans. In a March update to
staff and investors, which made only passing references to the
Metaverse, Zuckerberg wrote about the need for a “year of
efficiency”:
Our early analysis of performance data suggests that
engineers who either joined Meta in-person and then transferred to
remote or remained in-person performed better on average than people
who joined remotely. This analysis also shows that engineers earlier
in their career perform better on average when they work in-person
with teammates at least three days a week.
From the outside, this reads like an anti-pitch for the metaverse
office, which Meta had been pitching just a few months earlier — or,
for Zuckerberg, maybe just a dream deferred until the graphics
are good enough.
Accenture's virtual office in the
metaverse pic.twitter.com/igqThmEWHZ
— Shirin Ghaffary (@shiringhaffary) October
11, 2022
It’s fitting that Sam Altman, OpenAI CEO and the avatar of the
industry’s next executive fantasy, is the one who wants to bury the
last one. “I think definitely one of the tech industry’s worst
mistakes in a long time was that everybody could go full remote
forever,” he said in an interview this week. “I would say that
the experiment on that is over, and the technology is not yet good
enough that people can be full remote forever.”
Tucker
Carlson: “Mark Zuckerberg is not simply censoring opinions, he
proscribing which political opinions you’re allowed to have.”
Merely appearing in a video or photo with someone Mark
Zuckerberg doesn’t like is now enough to get you banned by
Facebook.
This is the Communist Chinese social credit system but instead
controlled by giant corporations with more power than entire
countries.
Chilling.
Mark
Zuckerberg is Scum of the Earth ~ Mark Dice breaks down the massive
pile of shit disguised as a human being.(hooktube.com)
The
first rule of Facebook is don't talk about anyone Mark Zuckerberg
doesn't like, or you'll be banned by Facebook. That isn't a joke.
It's literally their new policy. (youtube.com)
Big (personal) data is becoming big tech's new currency – and
most definitely a commodity well beyond its obvious usefulness, the
latest revelation about Facebook's dubious business practices seems
to suggest.
Leaked Facebook emails, chat logs, minutes from meetings and
various other documents dating back to between 2011 and 2015 show
that the company was willing to abuse personal user data in a number
of ways in order to advance its business.
NBC
News said that it has had access to the leaked material,
consisting of thousands of pages. The picture they paint is of CEO
Mark Zuckerberg and his executives playing ruthless corporate games
in deliberate disregard of the privacy of billions of Facebook
subscribers.
Facebook has now been exposed as using its unique, massive
personal data collection to reward or punish allies and competition,
as the case may be. While publicly declaring its commitment to user
privacy, the company was looking for ways to use the data it collects
to its maximum advantage.
As if sharing it to third-parties operating on its platform was
not enough, the social media giant sought to trade it for more
advertising money coming its way from other giants, such as Amazon,
or to deny it to direct competition, such as an unnamed chat app, the
broadcaster is reporting. And occasionally, the documents show,
Zuckerberg would allow access to this digital gold mine to developers
who were his “personal friends.”
Facebook has denied that it favored companies and developers for
their advertising dollars, or for the sake of personal ties – and
while it may be unethical, the practice laid out in the documents
leaked anonymously and shared by UK investigative journalist Duncan
Campbell with three media outlet, has not given rise to accusations
that these actions were illegal, NBC News said.
But it should give pause to Facebook users who are discovering the
arrogance of the company that likes to speak with a forked tongue:
calming concerns about its practices through PR efforts, and then
giving the issue of privacy little to no regard, as the leaked
documents show. Instead, Facebook was feverishly attempting to
(ab)use the sensitive private data at its disposal, for all it is
worth.
Watch
creepy Mark Zuckerberg sweat profusely . (youtube.com)
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